The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit Size:M accented with tiny sparkling crystals

accented with tiny sparkling crystals that catch the light just right

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Dimensions 25*21 cm / 9

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Now available in our GLOW IN THE DARK Constellations print

The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit Size:M accented with tiny sparkling crystalsThe perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.